Ben Sneed stood in the back rank of the formation. The drill instructor was reading off the names on the roster, finally getting to “Beckenschneider...”
Hidden from the view of the DI, Ben right then hollered out, “Which one? “
Odds and Ends...
Friends all through medical school, a psychiatrist and a proctologist agreed to share office space to lower expenses. To save even more money they had only a single sign made to be nailed up on their office door:
Dr. Morton Brainstem, Psychiatrist and Dr. Salinas Colon, Proctologist specializing in Odds and Ends
Is it “A.D.D.” or is it “C.D.D.?” Everyone probably knows that ADD stands for attention deficit disorder. There is a new medical nonsense disorder that has recently come to the fore. It is CDD. CDD stands for “clue deficit disorder” and it applies to those of us who have been proven to be without a clue.
